Since adulting is hard, and adulting is ESPECIALLY hard on Monday, I made a freebie for you guys!
Do you have a coworker or friend who bombards you in the morning before you've had a chance to soak in that first cup of the nectar of the gods (coffee)? I know I do... you can blame my morning-person hubby for that. ;)
The next time that person comes around, chattering away before your brain can even process what they are ranting about, you can simply minimize your screen (or flip your phone to them) to get the message across. They'll get it, trust me.
Then prepare to bask in the glory of all that is coffee.